Stupid-funny

[Gearz]

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[356JAGER]

Word spacing is critical..

[Type550]

We have a BBQ chicken chain here call Red Rooster - they all have illuminated signage on the roof with the 's' often not lit. This one lit the BBQ a little too well...

[356JAGER]

Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Bill.
As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, "Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife."

Bill says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Ronnie says, "Where did you get that beer, Billy?"

"Cooter's wife gave it to me," Bill replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

"Well, not exactly," Bill says.

"When she answered the door, I said to her, 'you must be Cooter's widow'."

She said, "You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow."

Then I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."

[Bill Sampson]

LOL. Wrong Bill though.

[356JAGER]

Happy Father's Day

[Gearz]

[356JAGER]

Great door, and it appears to be welded shut as a back up measure..Perhaps aimed at circumventing the owner of the BMW...

'You know your Dad's planning for the future when he picks up two cases
of beer instead of his usual one'

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